This quiz from buzzfeed will tell you which detective (from all L&O incarnations) you are.
I got Detective Munch and am thoroughly pleased with myself.
You have an acerbic wit that makes you both the funniest person in every room and also, sometimes, the most difficult You're also interested in the arts and philosophy and you've thought a lot about the deepest questions in life. Your jokes belie your deep wisdom and thoughtfulness, and you like it what way. You're portrayed by Richard Belzer on Law & Order: SVU (and Homicide: Life on the Street