I've had a stream of guys I used to know, not in the biblical way or anything, message me on facebook like "Hey, I see you're single now. Whatsup, you wanna get freaky?"

I want to change my identity and move to a new place

Can you join the witness protection program for that? If not, can we start something like that? You get divorced and change your name and move to a completely new place where no one you used to know can find you unless that person is on a list of people from your old life that are okay to contact you.

It's like 3 degrees of separation here and even if I did want to meet someone here, he would be cousins brother best friend uncle father with someone else I know.

Also I talked to my parents and I'm still on their insurance, so YAY THERAPY TIME.