Sooooo... I just bombed a telephone interview for my dream job.

First off, they called 30 min early and I hadn't eaten yet, but I didn't want to tell them to call back later. Then of course 10 minutes in, the alarm on my phone that was supposed to remind me to get my ass in gear went off and I couldn't figure out how to turn it off. THEN they start asking a bunch of questions that were not at all like any of the questions that I dealt with in previous interviews. I basically wanted to cry the entire interview.

This will be a funny story once I actually land myself a job, but it's the fucking worst at the moment.

The stupid telemarketing positions I applied to haven't even gotten back to me.

UnMploid 4eva.