What's your favorite/least favorite nickname or pet name?

What are some of the best and worst pet names or nicknames you've ever given/received/heard?

The fella calls me kiddo, whenever he isn't calling me monkey. I've settled on calling him ferret. I call my dog boba and little bear so much, I'm surprised he still responds to his name. My friend's brother nicknamed me Lolo, which I still kind of hate. Worst nickname I know of his my hs friend calling her husband Seppie.