GREATEST THINGS IN HISTORY OF MANKIND

1. GREATEST CHEESE: Manchego

2. GREATEST CHEESE SPREAD: Port Wine Di Bruno

3. GREATEST CALENDAR: Snow and Graham Wall Art Calendar

4. GREATEST FOLLY: Fool's Gold

5. GREATEST SANDWICH: Pulled Pork

6. GREATEST EXCLAMATION: YAR!

7. GREATEST ITALIAN CHAIN RESTAURANT: Macaroni Grill

8. GREATEST WRESTLING HOLD: Bridging Cobra Clutch

9. GREATEST PHONE: Princess

10. GREATEST CORN: UNICORN!

11. GREATEST REFRIGERATOR: FRIGIDAIRE!

12. GREATEST FACIAL GESTURE: Constipated Frown.

13. GREATEST PEN: Pilot Bottle to Pen

14. GREATEST INSULT: Your face!

15. GREATEST FISH: Pirahna

16. GREATEST INDIGNATION: Splashed by wayward car

17. GREATEST LIST: This fucking list!

18: GREATEST WILD ANIMAL: Badger

19: GREATEST APPLE: Pink Lady

20. GREATEST SOUNDING WORD: Transcendent

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