I work freelance which means I get to see a virtual cornucopia of weird ass boss behavior throughout the year. I had a supervisor who literally had a meltdown when she realized there was no more guacamole at the lunch table. My current supervisor has the incredibly annoying habit of whisper talking.

This is a rather amusing example of what she does:

When she does it, it is considerably more annoying as she does this and then nods at me as though I am an expert lip reader and have totally understood everything she just mouthed in my direction.

She does that and doesn't finish her sentences. She'll start talking at a normal volume and then her voice peters out to nothing.

Actual things this woman has said to me:

"It'll become one of those things that..."

"If you could go downstairs and get..."

"There's something in the printer...no the copier upst...no let me..."

Me:

What Does Your Boss Do That Is Incredibly Irritating?

FOR FUCKS SAKE, FINISH YOUR GODDAMN THOUGHT!

She seems to want me to read her mind and finish her sentences.

I am not a mind reader. I am not a lip reader. I cannot deduce what you mean when you say "Oh those signs were..." WERE WHAT, WOMAN??? I never did find out what the signs were.

Use this space to vent about annoying boss habits! Funny stories/gifs encouraged!