Tomorrow's front page from the UK paper (rag) The Sun:

The Sun Wants You to Know About Pizza Express's Dirty Halal Secrets

So if you're keeping score, a newspaper with a page of topless women, totally fine. Halal-friendly restaurant? A scandal.

"I DEMAND my pizza be made of animals that were strangled to death and over which the name of Allah was spoken! DEMAND it. This is ENGLAND."