I'm searching for lodging in a new town where I'm going to med school. Today I stumbled upon this rambling Craigslist gem.

Crap Craigslist Ad From A Dude: Live-In Med Student Sex Maid Wanted

Bask in the glory of this one for a while. Highlights include:

- House randomly full of women's clothes which new renter would need to clean up.

- No dudes allowed and female tenant cannot have a boyfriend hanging around. Lesbians are okay though.

- He doesn't want to get into your pants, but if that happened he'd be cool with it. Subtext: please please please have sex with him.

- Med student would be ideal.

- Pot smoker would be ideal.

- You need to send a picture with your rental application because he can't trust you otherwise.

ALL THIS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $525 PER MONTH!