What percentage of American men do you estimate know where a woman pees from? My boyfriend is in his late 20s, has had sex with more than five women, is above average intelligence, and until last night thought women peed out of their buttholes. He literally yelled NOOOOOOOOOO when I informed him that us ladies pee from the front, just like you gentlemen. I am truly astounded at his ignorance, but he insists that many, if not most, men would be utterly shocked to learn this about the female anatomy.

From today's funbag...I honestly can't believe this is for real...I mean, obviously it's also a commentary on the failures of the American sexual discourse, but c'mon. The butthole? Really?