Triscuits make no sense

The name contains the prefix "tri" which indicates three. Except that triscuits are clearly quadrilaterals. So they should actually be called tetraiscuits, or quadriscuits. And you should call them that from now on. Do it. If you don't, I will know. I'm watching all of you all the time.

(apparently they started off triangular in shape, and that changed over time :3)