Completely unrelated to my previous posts, Mr. Farce has been admitted to the hospital. He passed out at work and was found to be running a fever if 107. He's currently intubated and on a respirator, but his temp, BP, and heart rate have stabilized. They're putting an IV into his heart to help rehydrate him.
He's at one of the best teaching hospitals in the country, the union will be covering his care, but his career, which is only just starting, is probably over.
I cannot believe this is real life. Fuck. This has to be fictional. Someone wake me up.