Trash Bag Full of Ham

You read that right.

My dad came through town from a family reunion I couldn't attend, and we went out to eat a fancy meal, and he shows up with a big trash bag. It was full of ham that my grandmother insisted I must need. I guess he couldn't find a disposable cooler or something reasonable?

I mean, to be clear, my grandmother's ham is probably amazing.

The main reason I'm posting this is I don't know what to do with 30 lbs of bag ham. What should I do? I'll probably make some ham salad, I don't want soup because it's 10 billion degrees. Hmmm. What would you do with a trash bag full of ham?