I was out of the office this morning to have coffee with an attorney at a firm where I'd like to work. (I have always wanted to work at this firm!) So I texted the other associate at my firm and fibbed that I was going to the doctor to get shots prior to traveling for my honeymoon. He responded to me — but his response was meant for someone else. He was texting someone else about trying to get hired at another firm! I couldn't stop laughing. I didn't respond and he immediately texted to me, "wrong recipient". NO shit, bro.

So funny I should get that unintended text at that moment.

He should be forewarned that his new job probably won't let him arrive 1.5 hours late and leave 45 minutes early just because his stay-at-home wife has menstrual cramps.