Me, to Mr. Stabby: Two things I really want to see: 1. That new Jenny Slate movie. 2. Neil Patrick Stewart in 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' on Broadway. Any interest?

Mr. Stabby: I want to see Neil Patrick Stewart in "Waiting for Hedwig."

Also, proof that there is an image for every celebrity malapropism:http://neilpatrickstewart.tumblr.com/