GUISE.

Guise.

guise.

I GET TO HAVE SEX TOMORROW.

It has been months. I.... am not a person who does well in such situations. I have intentionally taken myself off the dating market to "work on me" (FOR SERIOUS) which means no more slutty Shiny exploits (I have stories. One involves a Priest. I did not know he was a Priest at the time. I'M BLASPHEMING ALL OVER THE PLACE).

I have a friend coming to visit. Such friend is someone who is a friend, who lives in a different state, but whenever we see each other, SEXY TIMES HAPPEN.

So, though I am not an official GroupDrink host, I'll ask a question to you all: Do any of y'all have long distance FWB/booty calls/you're together when you're together and not when you're apart peeps?