First of all, I think they mean "cheesemobiles." Second, I want a cheesemobile. Third, there are, like, 16 separate images of the cheesmobiles in the little article. (Why so many? Who knows? But they are DAMN CUTE.) Fourth, who steals cheesemobiles? And then hides them in a storage locker? I'd be out cruising in 'em. "Hey, baby! Want some cheeeeeeeeese?"