I finally upgraded my dumbphone to an iPhone this summer, and now my screen is cracked because the phone fell into the couch* and lodged in the recliner hinge.

This smartphone thing is a scam

I paid for insurance up front, but it's going to be $125 to replace it. UGH. This is making me regret my decision. It even still works, it's just cracked. The idea of paying more than a hundred dollars to replace something that is actually still functional is....a bummer.

Sigh. Maybe I should have stuck with my circa-2006 flip phone.

*ETA: Okay: let's take some personal responsibility. I DROPPED the phone into the couch. And didn't notice until it was too late.