When Quashitlikeitshot and I start brainstorming, and I have all the time in the world to mess around on Photoshop (THANKS OBAMA).
We do realize that Article 28 is non-existant. This is the reason why. It also goes into more detail about the history of our Brilliant Idea. Mad props also go out to Pyrex, who earns a Phenomenal Assist with her excellent language suggestions.
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