The Ultimate Post: Best Food item in the World

Based on the lunch I had today and my general eating habits, I'm gonna go with the Avocado. I like it in guacamole. I like it on sandwiches. I like it in a house. I would even eat it with a mouse. I do like some avocados today. I propose it, if I may. What about you, groupthinkers?

Ps. They look a little erotic. Oh, avocado. You are bad.