The joys of being a librarian

I had an 80 year old man talk to me about how he hemmed his pants too short, leave, and then return to talk to me about how we evolved from mermaids but then killed them for eating meat. For about an hour total. Also, did you know that Joe Mangeniello wrote a book? Now you do. Because I checked it out to a very eager patron today. Break down those mental walls, buddy.