Tell me some stories about your kids, Volume whatever.

Work is slow yet again, which is totally fine since I'm coming off the busiest Spring/Summer I've ever had and can use some downtime before homeschooling starts up again.

Which means it's over to you, dear GT, to entertain me with stories about your lovely offspring. I couldn't find a picture I liked enough for this, so instead here is a photo of SmallBeaver's pet rocks she made for her upcoming Terry Fox Foundation fundraiser (he is her longtime hero.)

Funny stories, poignant stories, braggy stories (LOVE those,) sweet stories, hilarious quotes: All are welcome. Don't forget to mention ages for context!

I'll put one in the comments to get us going. It's not from today, but reasonably recent.

And... GO.