Conchita Wurst of Austria won Eurovision 2014! Her song, Rise Like A Phoenix, is so appropriate considering the crap (read: allowing a man in drag to perform is to impose a new world order of sodomy and iniquity, yes thank you for your input, Belarus, now go shut up) she dealt with to make it!

The voting wasn't even close at the end. Her thank you speech was brief and gracious - she dedicated the performance to "everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom...you know who you are...we are unity, and we are UNSTOPPABLE." Man I was cheering so hard for her.

Here's a lovely interview she did with the Wall Street Journal before the semi-finals. It's a smug-as-fuck face I'm making reading it with the context of her unambiguous victory. I'm glad to see the WSJ getting her pronouns right.

Here's her winning song.