A mild OKC eyeroll

Maybe its true we live miles apart but when I look to the stars they seem to be co close. I wonder if your heart tastes good on toast? I hope that we can meet and get to know eachother just dont make me feel like im your only big brother. I hope to find a soul mate not just a part time lover!

» 1/08/15 5:49pm 1/08/15 5:49pm

Tinder Adventures (Or, as my roommate says, "The Tools of Tinder")

Here are some recent Tinder conversations for you. I hope they amuse you as much as they amused me. First, the Negotiator. » 10/31/14 8:39pm 10/31/14 8:39pm

Back in the Saddle

So, I re-activated my OKC after my breakup earlier this week, and I had been saving up the crazies for a bigger post in a little while, but I just had to share this gem with you all today... » 10/01/14 2:55pm 10/01/14 2:55pm

Dating is hard, part 3,927

I'm excellent company. I'm smart, funny, a great conversationalist, and generally very pleasant to spend time with. I'm also pretty damn good-looking. And yet I keep going on dates with single dads who are newly-ish single who are in the "thrilled to have adult interaction" zone. You know what? I'm tired of being… » 8/14/14 10:27pm 8/14/14 10:27pm


Honest to Pete, why on earth do men think their dicks are so important? I had an OKC date two weeks ago. It was fine but it was clear that there was no mutual interest. I have not so much as looked at this guy's profile since the date. Then last night he sends this text. WTF dude? Do you think I care? Smdh. » 8/01/14 3:45pm 8/01/14 3:45pm

Be honest with me, GT

Am I overreacting here, or is this dude doing what I think he is? (Note: I've had many men send crypticish messages because it's the only way they think we will respond). » 7/27/14 12:22am 7/27/14 12:22am

I am really lucky I've known some great men

I've had great friends, great lovers, and wonderful men in my family, especially my father and brother. Because if I didn't, online dating would break me. I would be totally convinced all men are utter shits. » 7/09/14 8:34pm 7/09/14 8:34pm

UPDATE!!! Dear Men: Stop Doing This

UPDATE: Here are a couple of screenshots of the response I sent him, along with his. After the last message I sent, I promptly blocked him. I don't have time for this kind of bullshit in my life. Though, sadly, he did offer to buy me Indian food at one of my favorite restaurants, and I'm so hungry for some paneer… » 7/07/14 4:08pm 7/07/14 4:08pm

This ad appeared in the sidebar on my OKC...

So many things wrong with this (clearly). (1) Racist. (2) Sexist. (3) Just plain gross. (4) Catering to race fetishists. (5) Isn't that woman white? She doesn't read as Chinese to me, and the dating site it's advertising is "chinawomendating.asia"... » 7/06/14 10:33pm 7/06/14 10:33pm

How to get rid of an OKC guy in 5 easy steps

This guy actually has "Tool" in his user name. Also, I really don't believe men on dating sites who say they're just looking for friends. I think what they're looking for is fuckbuddies, and being extremely disingenuous, so they can get theirs and still say "well I told you I was just looking for friends." » 7/02/14 7:06pm 7/02/14 7:06pm