So, I'm a bridesmaid in a wedding this weekend, and upon putting my dress (above the knee length) and shoes on I realized that my painfully pale appearance (normal) is really out of control when it comes to my legs. While I do stuff outside in the summer and thus have color on my face, shoulders, and arms, my legs don't see the light of day nearly as much. Thus, absurd contrast. My question is: is there such a thing as a subtle spray tan that will give my legs (not worried about the rest of me) some color but not read orange on pale, coolish skin?

I thought about asking for self-tanner advice but on second thought, that is very apt to go awry.

Tips? Tricks? Should I just shake a fist against my albinoish lot and submit to nude hose?*

*"nude hose" is the best phrase in the whole English language