So I have to get surgery...

Apparently I ate one too many pic-a-nic baskets, and now there are wood fragments and camper bones lodged deep in my pyloric sphincter.

But I'm kinda worried about having to stop exercising for a significant amount of time (possibly 2+ weeks)... not just for the sake of weight gain, but also because of the massive stress relief that comes from pounding out an hour on the elliptical every day, plus the kettlebell stuff I do.