I am "in between vacations" (see below) and have no food in the house, and also no energy, so I ordered Chinese. I ordered $45 worth of cheap shitty Chinese food for myself and myself alone, because I wanted a little of everything. It's bad Chinese - a special weakness I have.

I'm fairly certain I ate $8.00 worth and now I need a coma. Granted, now Boyancé and I have food forever, but...jeez.

In between vacations: I am approaching weekend #3 of a 3-in-a-row out-of-town wedding that I absolutely must attend streak. Might die of wedding overload. My wedding will be obnoxious just as revenge for all these people.