Here are some disgusting things I've eaten in the last three days, in no particular order, that I haven't eaten for years (or ever).
- $0.99 ramen and fried Spam
- Strawberry Jello with Cool Whip
- rice with ketchup. ON THE RICE.
- pork bacon with melted cheddar cheese*
- bottled ranch dressing. I drank it from the bottle.
- pickles and cottage cheese
- "pizza" from the dollar store (I thought of chritter while I was eating it).
*this was actually really delicious. It just made me feel gross.
Is this baby starved for sodium? JEEZUS.