I just saw a man's penis in the grocery store parking lot.
He was standing all furtive behind his car door—which by the way was really out in the open regardless—and I thought maybe he was pouring whiskey into his Big Gulp or pulling a gun or something so of course I glanced over and he was peeing! What must it be like to be able to just whip it out like that wherever you want? My reaction was somewhere between shock and jealousy. Also some disgust, because I now know whether that random stranger is circumcised (SPOILER: HE IS) and I totally didn't need to know that right before lunch.
A penis! In a parking lot! At high noon!
(It's not like this hasn't happened before and at least he wasn't jerking off but for some reason shit like this always kind of weirds me out.)