So does anyone remember this post about Microsoft researching a "smart bra"? Well, like every technological marvel, Japan has beaten us to it. BuzzFeed gives a full rundown of this new wonder of science as well as it's hilarious marketing campaign, but here are the SparkNotes.


Oh No...the Cyborg Bras are upon Us.

A Japanese company by the name of Ravijour has released a bra that they claim only unhooks itself for true love. Apparently it does this via a set of sensors that are meant to detect a completely arbitrary heart rate for an arbitrary amount of time your physiological indicators of the experience of love.


Oh No...the Cyborg Bras are upon Us.

They claim that this will help protect us boob-havers from having less than worthy suitors all up in our business. No sir, this bra won't be having no scrubs, no matter how hard you try that "mime pulling a rope" routine.


Oh No...the Cyborg Bras are upon Us.

So, you might be asking: How do you get it off if you aren't in the mood for hanky-panky and perhaps wish to bathe or free your boobs from their high tech prison? Who knows!? Boobs only exist for the enjoyment of men anyway. The mecha-bra designers would know that, since they are both men themselves.


Oh No...the Cyborg Bras are upon Us.