Inspired by this post, I thought I'd open it up to the GroupMind.

The PERFECT Retort

Have you ever said the exact perfect response to someone's rude/inappropriate/obnoxious query?

Or conversely

Have you ever said the something that was slightly more rude than you intended and had the person respond perfectly?

I am not talking about a knock-down dragout battle or physical altercation. I mean, you shut down the stupidity with the perfectly-timed and executed remark. You verbalized the *side-eye* if you will.