I don't have a whole lot of OKC stories because I don't get approached a lot, and I don't approach a lot of women because, well, there aren't that many on OKC where I live, and a lot of them are bad matches for me.

So, a few weeks ago I got notified that I had a match with a woman in full clown makeup.

For a second I thought "well, she's a pretty clown, and she is a good match..."

Sigh.