I AM NOT TRYING TO START SOMETHING HERE, PLEASE THIS IS NOT A DEBATE ABOUT PUBIC HAIR WAXING

Okay, so, for those of you following along at home, I'm getting married in a week. I made an appointment to get my brows waxed, and while I was doing so, I figured I would also get a bikini wax so that the cute lingerie I bought for the honeymoon wouldn't, you know, have stragglers. So I went in, described what I wanted, and laid back on the table.

You know how when you go in for a haircut and you describe the length you want off, and then the hairdresser just goes to town and cuts off 3X as much? Yeah, it was pretty much that. Except my crotch.

My first wax... you know, down there