Because there's something weird going on in Smithwellette's subconscious.

[UPDATE] Let's Talk About Dreams

For the past three nights, I have been having increasingly sexy, sexy dreams of a guy that I was friends with in high school (before he transferred to a private school), and, of course, had a gigantic crush on. I only talked to him once or twice since he transferred schools, so obviously never kept in touch, have wondered what happened to him (as in a random, once-every-five-years his name floats through my brain and I think, "Huh, I wonder what happened to him" kind of way).

But these dreams are WEIRD - not just straight sexy times, but like, full on grown up as we are now dating, real life relationship entanglements, affair type stuff, and then beyond. Like, every night is a continuation of the story.

So now, of course, my brain is like, "NOW I'M REALLY CURIOUS AND WANT TO SEE IF I CAN FIND HIM BECAUSE WTF WEIRD."

HUH?? What's going on GT? Why has my brain suddenly latched on to someone I haven't spoken to in, what...17, 18 years and making me have a(n unbelievably hot and wonderfully rewarding) dream affair with him?

UPDATE: Surprisingly easy dude to find. He is living the life that I have always wanted, doing many of the same things that I thought about doing before I took a left hand turn into entertainment. His writing and outlook sounds almost exactly like mine. You have got to be effing kidding me.