Lets Compare Our Laziest Moments

You guys, I think I've reached peak laziness for myself. I woke up at the normal time of 8:00am, I literally didn't have to cook or do anything to assemble a breakfast. But now it's almost 5:00pm here and I'm just waking up from a nap to finally get around to the breakfast I just had to throw together. I think I fell asleep to a movie in between, I know for sure I wrote 3 copies of the same grocery list and then googled to see if my grocery store did curbside pickup (they don't). That information might have been too overwhelming for my body to continue on with the day. When I woke up, I ate a jar of pickled carrots over the sink while waiting for my coffee to finish.

So tell me, what's the farthest you've gone to not do anything? Outside of hanging out on the Kinjaverse, of course.