I was singing one of Jason Derulo's songs today (THEY'RE CATCHY, OKAY?!). Exchange as follows:

Me: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT!

Mother: Shake it shake it shake it!

Me: No, Mom, that's not—- geez, NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CHORUS.

—time passes—

Me: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT!

Mother: *yells at the top of her lungs*

Me: Wha— Mom, Jesus.

Mother: (in Somali) If I'm not having fun, no one is.

Welp, she won.