Izzy & Katmelon Renew Vows

After a troll induced fake seperation, the cheating on her with Katpineapple, and the divorce papers she found. (She is a serial favouriter on twitter okay?!!)We could have just called it quits. But our twitter wife bond just grew stronger, and we have decided to renew our vows.

Izzy & Katmelon Renew Vows

Here is an 100% accurate transcript of our vows:

Me: I, Izzy, take you Katmelon, to be my wifey, to tweet and to Skype from this day forward, for better or for worse (definitely worse because I'm on twitter a lot), for richer HA, for poorer, in sickness and in health (except if you keep eating grass and never learning) , to love and to cherish; from this day forward until no wifi do us part. I promise to care for you every day of my life, and always love you despite your hairball problem.

Her: I, Katmelon, take you Izzy, to be my wifey, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or troll, for richer, for poorer (fact: being broke helps you not spend money), in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until different timezone angst do us part. I promise to be worthy of your snapchats and always support you in your revenge trolling endeavours.

Now were off to the honeymoon!

Izzy & Katmelon Renew Vows