I know, you're excited. We all are. Look at this stud:

It's That Time! Time for an Englebert Humperdink Christmas!!!!!*

Let me in, Humpy, I want to be warm with you!!!!!

It's That Time! Time for an Englebert Humperdink Christmas!!!!!*S

Oh, you came out be with me? And you changed your sweater? That's fine, too!

Oh, and there's this prize, too:

It's That Time! Time for an Englebert Humperdink Christmas!!!!!*

Moved on to a vest. Meow.

This one is so boring:

It's That Time! Time for an Englebert Humperdink Christmas!!!!!*

MOAR HUMPERDINK! (yell that out loud. Best thing to yell out loud since voices were invented)

It's That Time! Time for an Englebert Humperdink Christmas!!!!!*

Art! Sidenote: I miss Sam Goody.

Oh, God, there's are so many good Englebert Humperdink Christmas memories. This:

It's That Time! Time for an Englebert Humperdink Christmas!!!!!*S

and this:

It's That Time! Time for an Englebert Humperdink Christmas!!!!!*S

I'll stop. It gets to be too much.

And I know it's early. I know that. But I'll be listening to this, too:

It's That Time! Time for an Englebert Humperdink Christmas!!!!!*S

Also featuring James Last! Who is that!

I will be listening to all of these on our 5-changer record player. Technology!

You're jealous. That's fine, that's why I shared. MARRY CHRISTMAS and Happy New Year!!!!!!!!

Oops, I spelled Merry "Marry" because I want to marry Englebert Humperdink! Freudian Slip, Humperdink addition!

*(I tried for entirely too long to format this correctly, and I'm tired of it. Now it's a poem. A mystery Christmas poem. And a gift)