That is what I want to say to anyone who asks me how my weekend was. Because my husband was off class all week and I was promised sex during his week off. And I got exactly zero sex. And we are laying, in the dark, right now. He is fucking doing a guided meditation. And I am wide awake and fuming. And horny. So, so horny. Because I hurt my foot I have not had much alone time to take care of business myself. I kind of want to roll over and start playing with his balls, but I don't know if he would be into it or not. I am a grumpy, horny bitch.

Edited several times because I am on my phone and I'm typing with rage, so words don't come out good.