You guise. I am SO EXCITED you guise. BBC just released the 30th anniversary edition of the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy game. You remember the one - entirely text based and incredibly hard? I loved that fucking game.

Thinking back, I actually don't even know if I ever beat it. I definitely gave up in a rage more than once. But it was so good.

The game is located here. You're welcome.

It is pitch black.