MY SOUTHERN IS SHOWIN', Y'ALL


I was admittedly persnickety earlier, but having read what I knew I ought not read, I am now outright vicious.

Me, my two teeth, my four kids (conceived during each year of high school!) and my illiterate, homophobic, racist self are going to go shovel some goddamned snow while singing Tom Petty as loud as conceivably possible. Because: SOUTHERN.