And now It has the blurps. (I'm sure you can imagine the difference between a "blurp" and a "burp.")

"It" is how I refer to the devil on the left shoulder when it comes to appetite; It makes terrible decisions. When eating sensibly, I'm me, making a good, human decision; It is the monster inside of me that does things like drink a gallon of coffee throughout the day, forget to eat, and then beast a bunch of jalapenos on my tacos.

It does things like eat pot brownies, and then put a slice of pizza on a sandwich. It thinks It needs 2 servings of everything, instead of one. It buys candy in the grocery aisle, even though I don't even like candy, just because It is hungry.

I do not do any of these things. I cook for myself, eat salads, do things that make me feel better instead of worse. It does the opposite.

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See how easy it is for me to deflect responsibility for my own actions?!

It Ate Too Many Jalapenos