Are You a Slut?S

I found this brilliant article awhile ago when I was trying to find out what slut face was. It's called 24 Signs She's A Slut and is very helpful for when you're trying to figure out whether you are one. I've listed the 12 most important signs here.

Has tattoos. This is especially the case if they're visible, multiple, large, and elaborate. If they have sexual themes, you're in like Flynn.

Piercings outside of the traditional earlobe placement.Sluttiness increases as you radiate from the lobe, to other parts of the ear, to the nose crumb, to the bull-ring.

Has "slut face."You either recognize it or you don't.

Cusses a lot.Especially if she uses the words "fuck," "pussy," or "cock" outside of the bedroom.

Not ticklish.I've noticed that girls who aren't ticklish aren't so because they're used to being handled (by men). Almost every prude is super ticklish, while sluts are rarely so. Sluts may have a physical response to light touching, but it's rarely a tickled sensation.

Broaches the topic of illegal drugs (even marijuana) without prompting.The more illegal, the sluttier.

Has big tits.They probably came in early, which translates into additional years of male attention

Has extra body hair (arms, girl-sideburns, girl-mustache) and/or a low speaking voice.This, I'm told, is simple biology. More hair and low voice equals more testosterone.

Lost her virginity on the younger side (15 and down).The earlier they start, the longer they tend to ride the carousel.

Is an artist, or a wannabe "model" who has done "photo shoots." Girls in the arts tend to have a loose attitude toward sex, especially if their "art" involves "expressing themselves" with their body.

Describes herself as a feminist or with any of its jargon ("pansexual," "demi-sexual," "cis-gendered").You may not be able to stand a feminist long enough to bang her yourself but, in trying to prove she can do everything a man can do, she likely fucks with impunity

Hair dyed a nontraditional color (e.g., blue).Like piercings and tattoos, dyed hair telegraphs "rebellion" to social norms. That almost always translates into sluttiness.

My rating is 8/12 Also, I totally have slut face – this dude on OKC confirmed it

Are You a Slut?S

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