So, the snack machine here at work is set-up so that every now and then someone gets the money they put in back and their snack for free. The display then flashes 'Winner! Winner!'. Well, guess who has two thumbs and just won their money back for this package of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. THIS GUY!

Suck it people who paid for vending machine snacks today!

I'm A Winner!