BUT THIS SNACK CAKE THING SENDS ME OVER THE EDGE. PECAN SPIN WHEELS? WHO CREATED YOU, CA PINKHAM? WHAT IS YOUR BODY COMPOSED OF? DO YOU HATE KITTIES AND RAINBOWS? DO YOU EAT DIRT AND HAIR FOR DINNER? WHY?

Next up: Best Cheese. CA Pinkham: I LOVE SWISS. AGHGGGH!!!