This is a problem, because I have to turn this book in and I need a subtitle. Thought I'd ask you guys.

The book is called Hand to Mouth. The thing I need to communicate is that yes, it really is hard out here for a pimp, and here is the math, and also fuck you a bit because all of this is public record, you lazy shites.

You guys are awesome. Full attribution if anyone's a freaking genius and nails it.

I think I broke my snark

ETA: I have a meeting. I will check in later, you guys are fantastic and I'm already pitching a couple of them for sure!