PEOPLE. I just heard that horrible "Christmas Shoes" song. Does anyone else out there share my utter hatred of this putrid faux-sentimental steaming pile of poo? I don't think Jesus is gonna care what shoes I'm wearing when I expire!!! I just don't!!

(I guess the one good thing about is that, if I hear someone say they loooooove it, I can easily judge them as someone I don't want in my life.)