The past couple of days, I've made several sarcastic comments on the main page that flew over the heads of many, many dumb people. And it's a bit infuriating, especially when the comments are meant to be subversive and/or making an important point. So I've come to a tough decision, but I think it's for the best.
From now on, instead of calmly explaining why they're wrong, I'm going to double-down and mock them twice as hard right to their dumb faces and threaten to maul them and their butthurt butts. And if that doesn't work, I'll report them to the internet police.