FUCK IT FRIDAY



IT'S THE LAST FRIDAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING BREAK AND THERE ARE ONLY THREE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING WHERE I WORK.

I'M MARRIED TO ONE OF THEM. WE'RE STUCK HERE BECAUSE HIS JOB RUINS EVERYTHING. BECAUSE SPORTS. THE KIDS IN MY CLASS WERE ALL LIKE, 'YAY, I'M GOING HOME TO MY MOMMY AND DADDY WHO LOVE ME,' AND I'M ALL, "FUCK THIS NOISE. I'M STUCK HERE FORFUCKINGEVER." (FOR THE RECORD, HERE IS: KANSAS AND BECAUSE I AM EXTRA BITTER I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT WHERE KANSAS CAN PUT ITS FUCK-IT-FRIDAY.)

IT'S NOT EVEN REALLY FRIDAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK MORE. SO I'M HIDING IN MY OFFICE TAKING SWIGS FROM A DIET PEPSI (YUCK! FUCK PEPSI!) AND PRETENDING IT'S EITHER A.) COKE ZERO OR B.) STRAIGHT VODKA BECAUSE

FUCK IT!!!!

FUCK STUPID RUINED HOLIDAYS AND STUPID JOBS THAT RUIN THEM. FUCK LIVING A MILLION MILES AWAY FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS. FUCK ANNOYING SOCIAL OBLIGATIONS AND MOSTLY?

FUCK HIDING IN MY OFFICE FOR THE MOST JOYOUSLY OBSCENE AFTERNOON OF THE WEEK.

TO FUCK IT FRIDAY. MAY YOUR WEEKEND BE HOLIDAY-THEMED AND INTOXICATED. POUR ONE OUT FOR FLUTERDALE.

WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING THIS FRIDAY?

FUCK IT FRIDAY