How are we supposed to take him seriously, with the shit he says?

How can he be a food writer if he talks shit on food?

How the fuck do you not like marshmallows? Or tomatoes? Or 90% of the ingredients in ALL FOODS?

I just can't take him seriously, man. It's almost like he's joking, or something. Like, he's deliberately cracking jokes.

As if... It's meant to be funny. Almost... Intentionally.

Who the fuck does he think he is?