Is there an appropriate, socially-acceptable response for stepping in urine in the home of a new business associate? Does it matter if the urine belongs to a small human or a small canine? Or if it totally soaks through the bottom of your sock before your multi-hour return drive, or if it's just a light smattering?
These are things I wonder about as I drive the distance between Nebraska and Kansas. Totally asking for a friend. Obviously.
ETA: Maybe I was being obtuse: I STEPPED IN PEE WHEN I WAS PICKING UP MY FLUTE. SO GROOOOOOOOOOSSS.
ETA 2: Another fun pee gif